There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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