You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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