We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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