I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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