turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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