Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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