no. you can't hotbox the world.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We are all done wearing pants today
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