doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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