I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He kissed a someone with a penis
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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