My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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