did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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