How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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