Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
A bitchslap is in order.
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