she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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