he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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You. Win. At. Life.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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