Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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