Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
