Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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