Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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