So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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