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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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