when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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