why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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