i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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