Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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