I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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