plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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