yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize