Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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