His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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