if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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