Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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