it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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