ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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