so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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