Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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