If that was your dad, he is hot
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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