i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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