I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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