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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm banging this nun...

(314): View more from Missouri

Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(805): View more from California

why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??

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(847): View more from Illinois

i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"

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(802): View more from Vermont

It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.

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Not yet.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus

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(330): View more from Ohio

it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.

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