i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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