Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do herpes really smell.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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