ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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