she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
wow bdsm is so cute
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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