have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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