chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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