i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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NoShamevember. You game?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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