Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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