You're completely useless in the revolution.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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