It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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