That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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