Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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