I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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