plz talk dirty to me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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