I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How's work?
Spinning.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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