There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm bleeding and have questions
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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